Two zebras are talking and one asks
the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about
that and ask him." So that night he
did
and God replied, "You are what you
are." The next day he said to the
other
zebra, "I still don't understand what
I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra
responds, "You must be white with
black
stripes or else God would have said,
Yo is what yo iz."