A biker walks into a yuppie bar and
shouts, "All lawyers are assholes!"
He looks around, obviously hoping for
a challenge.
Finally a guy comes up to him, taps
him on the shoulder, and says, "Take
that back."
The biker says, "Why? Are you a
lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole."
- Created by: spaulson
- Wins: 5 of 12 battles
- Fans: 0 people
- Offensiveness: 2: Adults only
- Created: about 5 years ago
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