Jokes submitted/favorited by fil

Jokes Entered (82):

I tried to come up with a pun about famous Germ...	65%
What do you get after playing the lute for 10 h...	62%
I was flying to a debate tournament once, and a...	36%
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a campin...	33%
Man with a seeing eye dog walks into a department store ...	27%
What is the difference between Jesus and a pain...	54%
A biker walks into a yuppie bar spoiling for a fight ...	48%
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair ...	43%
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves ...	88%
Q: How does a blind skydiver know he is about t...	67%
A cute white girl meets a black guy at a bar ...	100%
Rene Descartes was sitting in coach on an airpl...	28%
At a world brewing convention in the States, th...	56%
Two old men are out playing golf when they noti...	56%
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl ...	64%
After many days (weeks, month) traveling throug...	47%
At the light, a woman jumps into a guy's car, a...	56%
Two engineering students were walking across ca...	60%
A man visits his doctor with an embarrassing condition ...	45%
One day a father gets out of work and on his wa...	50%
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her ...	67%
What did Helen Keller say the first time she pi...	33%
Why do black men only have nightmares ...	57%
Pitbull, Spaniel and German Shepherd are in the Pound ...	31%
A rancher hired an architect, an engineer, and ...	43%
What did Princess Diana drink on the day of her death ...	20%
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff ...	47%
What's the last thing to go through Princess Di...	29%
Why did Princess Diana cross the road ...	50%
What's brown and sits on the piano bench ...	47%
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel...	54%
A baby seal walks into a bar ...	70%
A man gets home from work and sees his girlfrie...	53%
A dog walks into a bar and says "Hey bartender,...	59%
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down ...	36%
A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny man, abo...	72%
Three strings walk into a bar ...	40%
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar ...	45%
Three Russian guys go to a bar and order three ...	44%
It's late at night, and the bar is closed, dark, and empty ...	46%
3 cowboys are sitting around the campfire ...	63%
3 guys are talking and one says to the other tw...	38%
Racehorses are fighting in a stable over who is...	56%
Three mice are having drinks in a bar, when the...	56%
What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor ...	28%
And how did she discover masturbation ...	25%
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand ...	36%
How did Helen Keller burn her face ...	47%
Why can't Helen Keller drive ...	42%
Why can't Helen Keller drive ...	47%
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey ...	59%
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in with ...	42%
Two guys are in the pub having a chat ...	53%
Why men make better friends ...	67%
A man goes to his doctor and tells him, "I've h...	43%
A man goes to his doctor and tells him, "I've h...	48%
Two guys are walking down the street when they ...	65%
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink ...	46%
The two electrons left the bar to catch a bus, ...	20%
Two electrons walked into a bar ...	28%
Just then, a chlorine atom walks up to them and says, "Yeah ...	25%
Two atoms walking down the street happen to col...	41%
Doctor, what do I have? Branson disease. ...	36%
A man goes to his doctor to get his test results back ...	56%
A man goes to his doctor. The doctor says "I ha...	62%
A man goes to his doctor to get his test results back ...	42%
An old man goes to his doctor ...	58%
What did the nearsighted proctologist say ...	45%
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist ...	69%
How can you tell the difference between an oral...	85%
My all time favorite: A proctologist walks i...	73%
A guy and a girl get on an elevator in a hospital ...	79%
ave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know...	59%
An Asian lady goes to see his eye doctor becaus...	62%
Asian lady to bank teller: "Why it change ...	43%
News reports are coming in that a tragic fire i...	74%
The Secretary of Defense is giving President Bu...	76%
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn ...	62%
Little Billy wakes up in the middle of the nigh...	62%
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...	65%
Its christmas morning: Two brothers wake up at ...	25%
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to h...	60%