Jokes submitted/favorited by kpm

Jokes Entered (37):

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden ...	41%
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking ...	36%
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game ...	65%
It was so cold this morning I saw a lawyer with...	47%
Joke Wars is going to be a hit ...	25%
What sexual position makes the ugliest babies ...	56%
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain ...	64%
Once there was a brunette jumping on the train ...	67%
When I was walking around the super market I no...	51%
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate...	42%
Q. What county in Ireland hates South Park? A....	30%
Tom is straight.	26%
Pickup Line: You turn my software into hardware! ...	42%
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk ...	45%
One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives hi...	78%
Two married friends are out drinking… One says...	67%
Employee of the month is a good example of how ...	57%
Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A poundi...	53%
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. Dress her...	38%
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wo...	38%
Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good...	64%
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she ...	61%
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clin...	43%
Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man m...	39%
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a ...	43%
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A....	29%
Q: What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair ...	27%
After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk a...	48%
I had car crash the other day ...	45%
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist a...	58%
A man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results ...	40%
A young couple on their wedding night were in t...	88%
A woman approaches her priest and tells him: "F...	38%
A mother cleaning her son's room finds an S&M m...	57%
A recent poll of American women asked the quest...	37%
Yo Mama so stupid... she got locked in a mattre...	43%
Yo mama so stupid... she puts cheese by her com...	46%